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Pick up line retortsSarcastic retorts to bad chat up linesPick up line retorts
THE LINE: Haven't I seen you some place before? RESPONSE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
THE LINE: Is this seat empty? RESPONSE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
THE LINE: So, what do you do for a living? RESPONSE: I'm a female impersonator.
THE LINE: Hey baby, what's your sign? RESPONSE: Do not enter.
THE LINE: Your body is like a temple. RESPONSE: Sorry, there are no services today.
THE LINE: If I could see you naked, Id die happy. RESPONSE: If I saw you naked, I'
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"It's like deja vu all over again."
I for one reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Professor Banner has an utter full of lies!!!
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Icon by ~NekoSoraYagami
I will work 4 Pixar!!
I'm Rico in the DeviantART Cartoon Obsessions Crew!
If zack Effron and Vanessa Hudgens had a baby, would it be property of Disney?
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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Professor Banner has an utter full of lies!!!
lawl at first I thought you're icon said
"Epic Fall" XD
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Icon by ~NekoSoraYagami
I will work 4 Pixar!!
I'm Rico in the DeviantART Cartoon Obsessions Crew!
If zack Effron and Vanessa Hudgens had a baby, would it be property of Disney?
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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Professor Banner has an utter full of lies!!!
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Icon by ~NekoSoraYagami
I will work 4 Pixar!!
I'm Rico in the DeviantART Cartoon Obsessions Crew!
If zack Effron and Vanessa Hudgens had a baby, would it be property of Disney?
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I
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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Professor Banner has an utter full of lies!!!
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